[ic inbox] - Kaisou

[throwmoreswords]

You'd ought have a good reason for calling upon me directly, Mongrel.
State your case and don't bore me--or there may be consequences.

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[throwmoreswords]

Work smarter, not harder. You get them used to a higher level of service and they'll think that's standard instead of special~

He was a tyrant and a demigod who liked to tumble other people's wives and treat the people under him with unrelenting cruelty. The gods sent a homunculus to punish him and return him to piety before the divine~ and then they fought for a week and went full soulmate about it. Didn't you have that mythological classics class?

Well, if you insist~ do you still have a miniskirt?

[ the numbers are yours, with names and how Gilgamesh knows them for best schmoozing practices. ]

[anyprice]

The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. ): that's why im gonna take a nap on company time...

IIiiiii did take a mythological classics class, buuuuut it was one of my optional credits and I admit I skipped out on the lectures to do some of my other gigs. I still passed the class by doing good with the research paper, at least, but I did not do it on 'The Epic of Gilgamesh'.

Now I'm sort of sore I didn't.

[ what does that mean.

but oh my god

the miniskirt. he laughs. ]

Oops. Caught me. I do indeed. I sometimes use it when I go shapeshifting with a much prettier face to get some work done.

[throwmoreswords]

Funny thing to say to the boss~

You will come to rue that decision. While I am not the tyrannical King of a citystate in the fertile crescent, there is a lot of stuff going on there that explains more than a little bit about me. I suppose you'll remain blind and ignorant, but don't you have the most fun when you're playing it by ear~

If the translation doesn't refer to Enkidu as akin to a wife to Gilgamesh, you're reading a coward's musing.

[ means a lot of stuff
he might be grinning too ]

Fool. Your face is fine. Regardless of the shape you take, it is you at the end of the day and that is the important thing.

[ ... why does he feel funny after saying that. ]

[anyprice]

That's really fucking gay, I just need that to be said.

[ so is saying his face is fine what the fuck gil he's trying to make a business deal here he's trying !!? ]

nevermind youre the gay one doesnt matter if its now or the start of the rise of humanity i cant do this you're killing me wtf

....

ill be over soon

love u xoxo